Monthly Archive for November, 2006

Demarcation Terminal Fundraiser

It’s that time of the year again here at 3PE. The bill is due for our server, Demarcation Terminal. We owe Jumpline $200 by December 15th! Our plan, J2-VDS, gives us a pretty pimped out server.But this chunk of prime cyberspace does cost mad scrilla! So to encourage you to donate to the Demarcation Terminal fundraiser, the admins here at 3PE have put together a collection of benefits for our members who pledge to this cause.

Pledge Benefits
$5 Members who pledge $5 or more will receive a custom email address @ demarcationterminal.com

$10 Members who pledge $10 or more will also receive a directory on demarcationterminal.com

$20 Members who pledge $20 or more will also receive a domain name slot on demarcationterminal.com

$30 Members who pledge $30 or more will also receive one Photoshop graphic of their request from uekte.com

$50 Members who pledge $50 or more will also receive one Philco thong, autographed by Philsdo himself.

That yellow bar is really climbing up Phil’s sausage, we’ve pulled together $160 so far!

But we have only SIX days remaining to pony up the last $40, give ’til it hurts!

Gimse Dynasty?

Joe Gimse

Conrad and Phil’s uncle, Joe Gimse, has narrowly beat longtime incumbent, Minnesota Senate majority leader, Dean Johnson. I am totally clueless as to how a novice Republican like Joe took out a seasoned Democrat in Kandiyohi, a former bastion of the DFL. I guess having the endorsement of those fucking douchebags at The Taxpayers League of Minnesota counts for something.Conrad, he’s the spitting image of you in twenty years, I guess it’s on your shoulders to save the Gimse name!