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Saddlebacking

Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

Maybe it’s time to start going to church lock-ins again…

Your neighbors are voting


You’re not. That could be a problem.

Palin isn’t just a little crazy, she it bat-shit fucking crazy!

The more I learn, the more I think she should be just taken out in the street and shot like a rabid dog…

I thought she was a run-of-the-mill Jesus freak, but the Ass. of God church that she is a member of is nuts; speaking in tongues, exorcisms, serious end-times bullshit. It is the same cult that the Jesus Camp freaks are in. They are full on fundie cultists, and they make Catholics look like fucking agnostics.

Just take ten minutes to watch this poorly produced, scary as fuck video

You can learn more about Palin and her cult over at the Daily Kos.

I’ve never been that impressed with the Democrats, and I don’t expect to be(A Kucinich/Feingold 2012 Ticket would have me eating crow on that one). But that doesn’t lessen my disgust and fear of the fucking Pepublicans. With Bush/Kerry, or even McCain/Obama, it’s easy to say, “oh, they aren’t that different, give me some real fucking choices!”

But Palin/Biden? Who do you want to take over Dick Cheney’s reins of unlimited power?

Sarah—three house havin’—bible thumpin’—book bannin’—tongue speakin’—dog shootin’—Palin? or Joe—30 years of train ridin’—Biden?

Oh, Joe’s also well below the poverty line by political standards…and did I mention that although he talks a lot, he doesn’t speak in tongues?

He’s Back

Ralph Nader is once again running for president. It’s damned frustrating, not so much for the spoiler aspect, I think a lot of independents are like me. They want to vote for the most progressive candidate—that can actually win!

It’s mostly just wasteful, he can’t ever win, and it’s just distracting him from lots of important shit that he could have an impact with. Nader should be doing what he does best, making sure that the Chinese aren’t sending over container ships full of lead toys and anti-freeze tainted toothpaste.

But this video that spoofs Anonymous’ Announcement to Scientology, does a far better of talking Nader out of it than I can.

There totally should be a “Draft Nader” effort. But to get him to run for the Senate, that’s a campaign he can win, and a position he could be effective in!