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	<title>Third Person Existential &#187; LMAO</title>
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		<title>Banzai Party Recap</title>
		<link>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2007/04/15/banzai_party_recap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mojo</dc:creator>
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You slackers totally missed out on some <a href="http://www.uekte.com/photo/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=182" target="new">good times</a>!
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<p>You slackers totally missed out on some <a href="http://www.uekte.com/photo/gallery/main.php?g2_itemId=182" target="new">good times</a>!</p>
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		<title>Double Doggin&#8217; It</title>
		<link>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2006/07/12/double_doggin_it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mojo</dc:creator>
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<img src="http://www.uekte.com/net/phillips-rollerdogs.jpg"><br />
It's official, Philsdo has entered the <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=double+doggin%27">internet lexicon</a><br /> with this colorful attempt to "double his pleasure".<br />
<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/thedudestore">Show him some love</a> for his achievement!
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<p>It&#8217;s official, Philsdo has entered the <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=double+doggin%27">internet lexicon</a> with this colorful attempt to &#8220;double his pleasure&#8221;.<a href="http://www.cafepress.com/thedudestore"> Show him some love</a> for his achievement!</p>
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		<title>Az on Spring Break</title>
		<link>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2006/05/02/az_on_spring_break/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>levon</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><center><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/artlessaction/furryfriends.jpg" /></center>I bet they costed alot!</p>
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		<title>Levon sucks donkey balls</title>
		<link>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2005/12/19/levon_sucks_donkey_balls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>levon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[drunk_lisa writes, "<cite>so, Levon drives through town and only calls once. I guess that's more than I could have expected to begin with. Maybe someday I'll be able to see your smiling face again..... who knows.</cite>"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>drunk_lisa writes, &#8220;<cite>so, Levon drives through town and only calls once. I guess that&#8217;s more than I could have expected to begin with. Maybe someday I&#8217;ll be able to see your smiling face again&#8230;.. who knows.</cite>&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Ed. note</strong>:<br />
She woudnt even be complaining if her Photoshop woudnt have crapped out and needed a fix&#8230;which, because she went on a <em>date</em> when i was due in mpls, i could not give her <img src='http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Anyways, some other people got <strong>no</strong> call even&#8230;(like phil, tom, brent, levi, etc&#8230;)<br />
You know i love you <img src='http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
<img src="http://www.demarcationterminal.com/images/lervon.jpg" /></p>
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		<title>A Horror Movie</title>
		<link>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2004/09/10/a_horror_movie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>levon</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[LMAO]]></category>
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Look Fammilar?
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<P>
<a href='
http://www.xonair.com/detail.cfm?action=F8%20%3AW%40%3DIJ%27%2EBPCY%5D%22%3FE%26%29HAI7%5B%2B%26%5FIV19P%24%2D8NGBFP%5E%5C%2D2%5C%2B%21%21%5D%24%20%0A'>BUY ME INSTED OF DOWNLOADING ME</a>
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<img src='http://www.demarcationterminal.com/luna.jpg'>Weeee!
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<p>Look Familiar?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.xonair.com/detail.cfm?action=F8%20%3AW%40%3DIJ%27%2EBPCY%5D%22%3FE%26%29HAI7%5B%2B%26%5FIV19P%24%2D8NGBFP%5E%5C%2D2%5C%2B%21%21%5D%24%20%0A">BUY ME INSTEAD OF DOWNLOADING ME</a><br />
<img src="http://www.demarcationterminal.com/luna.jpg" />Weeee!</p>
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		<title>Old Fashioned Girl!</title>
		<link>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2004/06/18/old_fashioned_girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>levon</dc:creator>
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		<title>Well Shit&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2004/02/02/well_shit___/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>levon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was going to do A Happy Birthday Third Person Existential...

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was going to do A Happy Birthday Third Person Existential&#8230;</p>
<p>twas about a year to date, when Third Person hobbled its Crusty Buns on the net.</p>
<p>Can you beleave i have wasted good money on this shit? Well I can. I&#8217;m good at wasting good money.</p>
<p>but yah, i think a big congrats goes out to the People that Make third person&#8230;those of you i could name on one hand!</p>
<p>the only reason i have this haphazard news post is thatits late and i gotta go to bed and stuff&#8230;but i wanted to let you guys know that due to the mysterious nature of my serbian/bosnian/croat webhosts, i suddunly woke up one morning without .net anymore&#8230;</p>
<p>So yah&#8230;just outta the blue really. No, hay you peice of shit, whats the deal?</p>
<p>Im not really mad, although the loss of some of those  all night uploaded mp3&#8217;s kinda stings, the shear fact that i wil lhave to try to pick up the peices of my broken email acount.</p>
<p>But whats REALLY qurious, other then the amount of websites hosted on Astra&#8217;s servers, was that the Address to there &#8216;office&#8217; changed AGAIN&#8230;</p>
<p>so yah, expect a more fitting, Happy One Year, TPE&#8230;when i have the time&#8230;</p>
<p>Unless this site goes dark overnight&#8230;</p>
<p>-levon</p>
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		<title>HAY; HAY; (pause) HAY; Philsdo, Sittin in the Chair&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2004/01/04/hay_hay_pause_hay_philsdo__sittin_in_the_chair___/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2004/01/04/hay_hay_pause_hay_philsdo__sittin_in_the_chair___/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>levon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lookin Like a Bear; Rawwrara!
<p>
Thats right folks, I said "Adam Will never find this site, so Fuck it, Im going to Upload it!"
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Now the World Can enjoy the kind of Fun we were having up in the Sweatshop...<img src='/images/sweatshoop.jpg' align="center">
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I also Uploaded A Schematic Depection of My living Room.....Just Click "Read More"
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lookin Like a Bear; Rawwrara!</p>
<p>Thats right folks, I said &#8220;Adam Will never find this site, so Fuck it, Im going to Upload it!&#8221;</p>
<p>Now the World Can enjoy the kind of Fun we were having up in the Sweatshop&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/images/sweatshoop.jpg" /></p>
<p>I also Uploaded A Schematic Depection of My living Room&#8230;..Just Click &#8220;Read More&#8221;</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/images/studio.jpg" height="337" width="450" /></p>
<p>Download BRENT aka RIPCORD&#8217;s &#8220;In the Studio; We Dont Give A Shit&#8221; <a href="http://www.thirdpersonexistential.net/mp3/bbs.mp3">HERE</a></p>
<p>Sorry Brent!!</p>
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		<title>Bling-Bling</title>
		<link>http://www.thirdpersonexistential.com/2003/12/21/bling-bling/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>levon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From a Ghetto In southcentral Minnesota come's a hard-ass winnie the pooh starter check...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From a Ghetto In southcentral Minnesota come&#8217;s a hard-ass winnie the pooh starter check&#8230;</p>
<p>Where as it is writtin the Poo is my desteny (on nice sturdy stock paper that looks liek it cost more then the stamp) I got a check in the mail today, confirming that 1)the postal system half works and 2)my addresses work&#8230;</p>
<p>So yah, Ill cash it monday asap. And i gotta say, your handwritting on the check was surisingly ledgable, how do you do that?</p>
<p>You get a domain yet?</p>
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