The night is Saturday October 3rd. The place, A21. The time around 3pm or so to start.

There will be some socializing time, then a quick break to eat someplace that might have decent fajitas, then its back to A21 for as many horrible movies and whatnot that the attendees can stand.

Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities.

Maybe it’s time to start going to church lock-ins again…

Isaac Hayes died yesterday. – Shaft Live.

George Carlin Quotes

“I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it. “

Note: I unfortunatly did not get a new pistol with my purchase.

Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer.

Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun.

Owner Mark Muller said “we’re just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want to”.

The dealership sells new and old vehicles, including General Motors and Ford cars and trucks, and its logo shows a cowboy holding a pistol.

It has sold over 30 cars and trucks in the past three days, an increase which the owners put down to their promotional offer.

Inspiration from Obama

Mr Muller said that every buyer so far “except one guy from Canada and one old guy” chose the gun, rather than the gas card.

He recommends a Kel-Tec .380 pistol, which he describes as “a nice little handgun that fits in your pocket”. (Thor – care to comment?)

He added that the promotion was inspired by recent comments from one of the Democratic nominees for the presidential election, saying: “We did it because of Barack Obama.

“He said all those people in the Midwest, you’ve got to have compassion for them because they’re clinging to their guns and their Bibles. I found that quite offensive. We all go to church on Sunday and we all carry guns.”

The website advertisement for the offer, which continues until the end of the month, mentions that an approved background check on gun ownership is required.

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It’s too bad the only vehicle even remotely in my price range at Max Motors is a High Mileage 2002 Silverado 1500

Jumping All Over the World, the group’s first UK album since 2002, went straight in as a new entry.

It is a surprising chart topper as the group have released only two singles in the UK over the past five years and both failed to break the Top 40.

You may remember them from such poignant songs such as:

simply a musical tour-de-force. Never have I heard such deep lyrics – they touch me. Madonna has not commented yet – although shes married to a brit so this ought to come as no surprise.

(Note: If you are really curious about fish prices – here is a link to the salmon section of Sainsburys)