“I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it. “
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hanging out with famous people and buying a thirsty sex machine with a cute smile.
Note: I unfortunatly did not get a new pistol with my purchase.
A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.
Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer.
Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun.
Owner Mark Muller said “we’re just damn glad to live in a free country where you can have a gun if you want to”.
From TFA:
Jumping All Over the World, the group’s first UK album since 2002, went straight in as a new entry.
It is a surprising chart topper as the group have released only two singles in the UK over the past five years and both failed to break the Top 40.
You may remember them from such poignant songs such as:
simply a musical tour-de-force. Never have I heard such deep lyrics – they touch me. Madonna has not commented yet – although shes married to a brit so this ought to come as no surprise.